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Funi is the Tesla Sketchpad farting unicorn — preserved on-chain, generated by trade, owned by whoever holds it.
Elon Musk tweeted a doodle of a unicorn farting into a power outlet, drawn in the Tesla in-car Sketchpad app. A real artist had drawn it on a mug years earlier. The internet pretended not to notice. The drawing quietly became one of the most well-known pieces of accidental crypto-era folk art.
Most NFT projects ask you to click a Mint button. We removed it. The $FUNI pool has a Uniswap v4 hook attached that runs after every swap — buy or sell — and generates a unicorn for the trader. There is no other way to receive one. No allowlist, no claim flow, no separate transaction. The trade IS the mechanism.
Every pixel of every unicorn lives in contract storage. The palette, the traits, the SVG — all of it. No IPFS, no API, no off-chain rendering. If Ethereum lives, the unicorns live. If we disappear tomorrow, your unicorn doesn't.
